That boy's about as bright as a bag of wet hammers. Good dancer, though.

Big Red Rock Eater

Quality Computer Programming Since.. Well, Forever, Pretty Much

          Software API Development, General Programming for Linux / Unix in C / C++, Javascript, and Python.
          DevOps Cloud Setup / Management, Site Reliability Engineering, Database Setup / Monitoring.
          Security Code Audits, Disaster Planning and Recovery, Site Hardening.
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